brother-down:

My IQ just dropped. My brain. It hurts.

(Source: neil-gaiman)

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tinywaitress:

At six feet four inches tall, Lincoln towered over most of his contemporaries. He chose to stand out even more by wearing high top hats. He acquired this hat from J. Y. Davis, a Washington hat maker. Lincoln had the black silk mourning band added in remembrance of his son Willie. No one knows when he obtained the hat, or how often he wore it. The last time he put it on was to go to Ford’s Theatre on April 14, 1865.After Lincoln’s assassination, the War Department preserved his hat and other material left at Ford’s Theatre. With permission from Mary Lincoln, the department gave the hat to the Patent Office, which, in 1867, transferred it to the Smithsonian Institution. Joseph Henry, the Secretary of the Smithsonian, ordered his staff not to exhibit the hat “under any circumstance, and not to mention the matter to any one, on account of there being so much excitement at the time.” It was immediately placed in a basement storage room.The American public did not see the hat again until 1893, when the Smithsonian lent it to an exhibition hosted by the Lincoln Memorial Association. Today it is one of the Institution’s most treasured objects.

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Now you’re just some bobby I used to know

Now you’re just some bobby I used to know

(Source: beccalovespuddin)

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cartoonpolitics:

not the party of Lincoln, a political moderate by the standards of his times ..

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pervyanon:

thegreatfun-known:

itsbetterlovethatifound:

troubadoursandsaints:

mariaarassiee:

Some Nights (Acoustic) - Fun.

WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING HAPPEN

HOLY FUCK FUCKING FUCK

DOWNLOAD LINK?! 

BLESS YOU OBSCURE GERMAN RADIO SHOW 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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famaululat:

thollukthcaptor:

DSDFJSKDHFASDFKJASDHF LOOK AT IT

IT’S LIKE A CAT

HERE I’M IN YOUR LAP LOVE ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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nakedhermione:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

I AM BEGINNING TO BE A HORSE

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clio-jlh:

leupagus:

petitetiaras:

Pocahontas makes a new friend.

and by “friend” I assume you mean “special vagina friend”

it would certainly make me more interested in all of these princesses that everyone keeps bitching about.

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kileyrae:

reallyfoxnews:

If Websites Were People: Fox News

This rocks. 

DIED.

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