06 7 / 2016

tastefullyoffensive:
“Me as a dog owner. (via spaghemily)
”

tastefullyoffensive:

Me as a dog owner. (via spaghemily)

13 3 / 2016

fearthewalkinglesbian:

me, on my death bed, it is my dying day and i am clutching my grandchild’s hand telling them to listen to a very important piece of life advice: listen to me my child…….. the grounders…..weren’t obligated to give the skaikru any lands………the skaikru were the invaders..and the colonialism parallel on the show was handled awfully…….the skaikru…..should….have…..*takes my deep last breath* found new lands….and fucked….o ff….*dies*

(via duckuwu)

20 8 / 2015

scorpioheaux:
“ 2015 has been such a ride like if I showed 2014 me this I would’ve screamed
”

scorpioheaux:

2015 has been such a ride like if I showed 2014 me this I would’ve screamed

(via castleoflions)

16 8 / 2015

08 8 / 2015

jinxcg:

As a cat owner I can 100% confirm that this is what it’s like to own a cat.

(via dreamsaremyvoice)

06 8 / 2015

timeanddisregard:

How to parallel park:
1) Park somewhere else

(via little-earth-mother-archived)

14 11 / 2014

  • 1: [Sees a cat.]
  • 1: Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy fuck. Oh my god. It's a kitty. Oh my god.

29 10 / 2014

28 10 / 2014

19 10 / 2014

orchidmantid:

if i cant find her i just do this

(via dreamsaremyvoice)